…What is this shit?! 2024, rats! Jack and Daniel aren’t working like they use to and Mary Jane and Coco aren’t doing what they do. It’s time for me to pack up and go.

I’ve seen this movie before. DD, is what I call it. Death and Destruction! Death and Destruction! It’s the same o same o. Doesn’t matter which end of the Milky Way you’re on. That’s why I’m headed north to Outta Here. Beautiful scenery. No death! No destruction! Good beings, good beings is what they have.

This place! It’s the same no matter which tail end of the galaxy you’re on. And don’t come here talking about how I shouldn’t be on the tail end part. It’s bad no matter where you go. 

Everything is rotten from the head, arms, legs, thighs, hands, feet, face, mouth, teeth, eyes, ears, nose, cheeks, and bones. It’s everywhere!

That’s why I’m headed to Outta Here! Better food! Better beings! Better stay!

I’m leaping out!